Some Might Say that you should never get your girl-friends age wrong on her birthday cake - mightn't they, Liam Gallagher?
The Manc, 34, earned big brownie points when he took gorgeous Nicole Appleton to the Ivy in London to celebrate her 32nd year on the plant.
But he lost them all by dessert, when he plonked a birthday cake in front of her, declaring: "Happy 33rd Birthday".
The All Saints sassbucket Looked Back In Anger, removed the extra candle and blew out the rest with a giant sigh.
Our man with the party poppers said: "If she made a birthday wish when she blew out the candles, it was for her boyfriend to start paying attention to important details - like her age.
Miffed
"It wouldn't have been so bad if he'd thought she was a year younger. But he'd thought she was a year younger: But he added a year on!"
But it's difficult to be miffed with your fella when he's the virtually edible Liam.
And although he's got a rubbish memory, he's got a big heart and a bigger bank balance, which he blew on crates of Champagne Supernovas and piles of nosh.
He then took the birthday girl to London's star vacuum, The Met Bar, for more Cigarettes and Alcohol with his bro Paul, her sister Natalie and an unlikely cocktail ot other shlebs.
Lamentably, plastic-faced Tarzan David Gest, 53, decided to chat up Natalie's best pal Tamzin Outhwaite, 36.
An insider said: "Paul told Liam, who was furious. He let it slide - but he kept threatening to 'Rearrange Gest's face."
Source: Daily Star