Noel Gallagher Reveals His Sabotage Plans For Real Madrid

Noel Gallagher revealed to talkSPORT on Monday night his plans to sabotage Real Madrid preperation ahead of their Champions League semi-final against his beloved Manchester City.

The Blues host Real at the Etihad Stadium on Tuesday night in the first leg of their last-four clash.

And, coincidently, Gallagher has found himself staying in the same hotel as the Spanish side.

Currently on tour his High Flying Birds troop, huge City fan Gallagher joined the Sports Bar on Monday night following a gig in Liverpool to preview the game.

And he revealed he had some tricks up his sleeve to give some of the Real stars, including Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale, and sleepless night.

Speaking to the Sports Bar from the said hotel, rock star Gallagher joked: “I’m in the same hotel. I’m going to have a quick drink here and then we’re going to find out if we can evacuate this hotel a couple of times!

“Mr Ronaldo and Gareth Bale are about to receive quite a lot of room service during the night.

“I can see Ronaldo getting an ironing board at quarter to four, and Bale might be getting a hairdryer at about five o’clock.”

When presenter Andy Goldstein remarked that it sounded like something he probably would do, the former Oasis star added: “I would, if I thought we would benefit from it, for sure!

“I might see where everyone is going for breakfast as well and see if we can’t slip them all something.”

Listen to the full interview here.

Source: talksport.com

Noel Gallagher Wants To Kiss Jose Mourinho

As a fellow proponent of rockstar swagger and speaking his mind, lifelong Manchester City fan Noel Gallagher has made no secret of his admiration for The Special One. He praised Mourinho when Sven Goran Eriksson was sacked in 2008, and phoned talkSPORT last year to tell them the Portuguese would be a perfect replacement for Roberto Mancini at Eastlands.

But this is a little more than one successful man admiring another. If an interview in Spanish daily newspaper El Mundo is to be believed, the former Oasis guitarist wants to make mouth whoopy with Mourinho when his solo tour hits the Spanish capital:

What do you expect from the concert in Madrid?

I hope Jose Mourinho, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka and Özil come. I love Mourinho with all my f**king heart. If you see him, tell him that I want to kiss him.

Are you being serious?

Quite serious. I love this man and I want to kiss him.

While Noel loves him some Special One, the more obnoxious Gallagher brother hasn't been quite so complimentary. At a Beady Eye concert in Madrid earlier this year, Liam is reported to have said: "There's only one boss in this town, and if Jose's here I'll have him."

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Oasis Chief Says He Wouldn't Play Gig For Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo may be richer than God after being flogged by Manchester United to Real Madrid for 80million quid.

But Oasis chief Noel Gallagher reckons the winker still couldn't write a cheque big enough to get him and Liam to play a private gig in the Spanish capital.

On Monday Ronaldo told Bizarre he rated the Manc legends more highly than The Beatles.

He said he would love to invite the Gallaghers to see Madrid take on rivals Barcelona in La Liga at the Bernabeu stadium as his guests.

And he added: "Perhaps they could put on a little private concert in Madrid?"

Offer

I predicted the lads, whose hits include D'you Know What I Mean, would have none of it because of their devotion to Man City.

But when I grabbed Noel at his band's sell-out iTunes Festival gig at the Roundhouse in Camden, north London, last night, I was surprised to hear otherwise.

Mr Big told me: "There's only one Ronaldo! I always knew deep down inside him somewhere there was impeccable musical taste.

"I'll be taking up his offer of tickets for the Madrid versus Barcelona game. I'm not sure whether even he could afford us for a gig though!"

Noel also wasn't bothered about the Portuguese winger saying he was unapproachable because "artistic types are like that".

Flaunting his Scally roots, he said: "I'm from the artistic capital of the North."

Mr Big may be a fan, but Ronaldo is about as welcome as a bad smell in a spacesuit in Manchester, Liverpool and most of the rest of England.

His defection from United angered their loyal fans in Kent.

Passion

All rival supporters of the Old Trafford side loath him with a passion and England fans reckon he's a wee cheat after the 2006 World Cup.

But I reckon Ronaldo would find a safe haven round at Mr Big's house.

Give it two years and the megabucks owners of City will probably break the bank to buy him anyway.

Then he'll get his dream of a private gig with the Gallaghers.

Source: www.thesun.co.uk

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Ronaldo Has A Pop At The Beatles But Loves Oasis

Hell will freeze over before former Man United star Cristiano Ronaldo wins a popularity contest in Liverpool.

But the Portuguese winker has further cemented his place in the Merseyside bad books by blaspheming The Beatles.

Ron, who this summer signed for Spanish giants Real Madrid, reckons OASIS are a far better band than the Fab Four.

He said: "Liverpool have The Beatles and Manchester have Oasis. I think we (Manchester) have the better band.

"I have all the Oasis albums but my favourite track by far is Champagne Supernova. It's an absolute classic.

"One thing I will miss about Manchester is Oasis.

"I will be honest, I didn't even know who they were when I first arrived in Manchester, but you can't live there long without knowing who they are.

"The lads in the dressing room loved them, especially the English boys.

"When I came to England I was into my techno, but I think Oasis are one of my favourite bands now."

Even the fact Oasis stars Liam and Noel Gallagher are Man City fans does not bother Ronaldo.

He said: "Nobody is perfect - and you have to say they do make quality music.

"I saw them around town a couple of times but never spoke to them. They didn't look that approachable but sometimes these artistic types are like that.

"I am sure they are very nice. I know they are touring at the moment but I have not been able to catch them.

"Perhaps I could invite them to a Madrid v Barcelona match and they could put on a little private concert in Madrid?

"I liked their accent - a real Manc accent."

I'm sure Noel and Liam would have something to say about that, which sounds like "Cook off, you winker".

Source: www.thesun.co.uk

The Devendra Banhart remix of '(Get Off Your) High Horse Lady' and the Liam Gallagher-penned 'I Believe In All' and 'The Boy With The Blues' are now available to buy on iTunes.

Bonehead On Cristiano Ronaldo's Transfer To Real Madrid

Manchester United fan and former Oasis guitarist Paul 'Bonehead' Arthurs spoke about the depature of Cristiano Ronaldo, with his tongue firmly in his cheek he told The Manchester Evening Times.

"I'm gutted. We woz robbed. It's supposed to be a game of two halves," before adding: "Nah, I wish him all the best. At least he's off to warmer climes."

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