His witticisms would make great soundbites at Prime Minister’s Questions but Liam Gallagher says he will never turn his hand to politics because he thinks the House of Commons “stinks of tofu, cigars, coffee and s*** aftershave”.
The former Oasis singer and prolific Twitter user won’t be using social media to try to lead the country, a la Donald Trump.
“Me, as PM?” he says, “God no. Not even if you paid me, mate. You’ve got to wear s*** clothes haven’t you to be PM?
“Can you imagine me stood there in my parka and that? You’ve got to wear a stupid suit and that’s so not for me.
“Imagine what it smells like in the House of Commons . All those tofu-eating, coffee-drinking, cigar-smoking... I bet they’ve all got s*** aftershave and all the birds have s*** perfume. I bet it stinks in there. Not for me.
“You know when there’s people snoring and stuff when you’re trying to get your point across? I’d lose my s*** in there.”
Liam has previously said he enjoys watching PMQs so much he tapes episodes of it saying: “I like it! Where they all just go like that, ‘Rahrahyahyah’. I find it funny.”
However, he was not invited to Downing Street when his brother Noel attended Tony Blair ’s Cool Britannia party back in 1997.
Defending Trump’s Twitter usage, Liam tells Mashable: “He’s got the right to use his s*** as much as everyone else doesn’t he?
“If you’re going to single one person out you might as well close the whole thing down. And what would I do in my spare time then, eh?”
Liam made use of his Twitter account following his night out at this week’s Q Awards, where he collected two gongs at London’s Roundhouse.
He praised Skepta, whom he’d been locked in conversation with at Warner Music’s afterparty at Primrose Hill pub The Engineer, describing their chat as “a meeting of the minds... a bumping of the ears”.
Source: www.mirror.co.uk
