The sleeve notes for Oasis’s album Stop The Clocks — out on Monday — are gems of gibberish.
Sylvia Patterson writes of the band: “They came into our lives in April ’94 as the body of Kurt Cobain lay newly dead, like a star-shaped tambourine shattering through a window.”
Noel and Liam’s mum Peggy would have done a better job.
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