His Big Mouth

If you thought Noel was a bit of a gobby shite, here's some of Liam's wit and wisdom.

"There's Elvis and me. I couldn't say which of the two is best"

"I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a fu**ing good-looking f**k you are., And then i brighten up."

"Put me in a room with any of these (other) bands - they wouldn.t f**king walk out alive. I'd put money on it."

"Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head onstage. They get a bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it."

"I refuse to dance. And I can't dance anyway. I'm not in a band for that"

"Noel and I don't speak to each other. That's probably best. We see each other, but I've got nothing to say to him. There's a difference between disagreements and hating each other. me and him are cool. We're brothers. We're never gonna split up. We're f**king family"

"Rock 'n' roll for me, 10 years ago was going out and getting f**king hammered and not really caring about the music because someone else was taking care of it. Now I'm writing music. I feel a bit more... what's the word? I don't know, responsible."

"I'm not Mick Jagger, man. I don't think singers who start off singing should play guitar. It looks f**king stupid."

"Every now and again I'll go out and f**king fall over, make a tit of myself. But the joy in my life - I just stay in and play guitar."

"It's great, man, that people are still interested in us. But it's great that I'm still interested in me."

"Was 'Cigarettes & Alcohol' just 'Get It On' by T.Rex? Oh totally!"

" I don't have a bad word to say about 'Be Here Now' The only person who's got a problem is Noel."

"People are always on about, 'Oh, you've failed in America'. I've never failed at anything in my entire life. I got out of the bedroom when I was a young f**king lad, and I'm in a great f**king band. And now we're playing at Madison Square Garden."

"Am I still the walrus? I'm not the walrus. The walrus was Noel. I'm just me, man."

"I'm not good at going onstage and telling people I love them. People might take that as being a bit of a arrogant twat, but that's just the way I am."

Source: NME Magazine