How about Liam Gallagher dressed up as Little Bo Peep? Or one of the Village People, an 18th-century dandy, or even a Superman.
All of these wonderful images have been denied to us by his brother Noel who, so far as I can tell, has bottled it.
Now you know all know I want Noel to enter politics, and that I have the upmost respect for the man, but I fear his softer side is starting to show.
last month, he hatched up a cunning plan to stich Liam up by announcing his 40th birthday party would be a fancy dress affair.
I'm told: "The idea was everyone would turn up at a swank club in London in their ordinary gear and Liam would be the only one not let in on the joke.
"He'd arrive wearing something soft and be a laughing stock."
I rejoiced and threw a small party in my heart.
The elder Oasis sibling, Kasabian and Russell Brand staggering around London with a furious Liam dressed as a girl would yield some of the best pictures of the year.
All right, so Brand looks like a goth Jesus with flu anyway, but you get the idea.
Sadly, big hearted Noel took pity.
My source added: "He has decided against it. Liam probably wouldn't have reacted very well."
The lads were due out celebrating last night.
Source: Sunday Star