Dear Noel,
All right, Our Kid,
I’m just on me holidees with the bird and that.
I’m fed up of them posh places – they only feed you foreign muck, you know what I mean?
All me and the missus Nicole want, you know like, is some Cigarettes and duty-free Alcohol and we’re sweet.
So we’re in Spain with her good mate Mel Blatt, whose been soaking up the sunshiiiiiine in her black cossie.
Being a Rock’n’Roll Star and all that the Masterplan was just to blend in with the rest of the geezers.
So I bought a hat and some dad kecks for the pool – they look top mate.
Anyway, fella, I’m off to ger on me Simpsons inflatable and enjoy the Importance Of Being Idle for a while.
Stop Crying Your Heart Out, we’ll be home soon.
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