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Noel Gallagher Reveals His Sabotage Plans For Real Madrid

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Noel Gallagher revealed to talkSPORT on Monday night his plans to sabotage Real Madrid preperation ahead of their Champions League semi-final against his beloved Manchester City.

The Blues host Real at the Etihad Stadium on Tuesday night in the first leg of their last-four clash.

And, coincidently, Gallagher has found himself staying in the same hotel as the Spanish side.

Currently on tour his High Flying Birds troop, huge City fan Gallagher joined the Sports Bar on Monday night following a gig in Liverpool to preview the game.

And he revealed he had some tricks up his sleeve to give some of the Real stars, including Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale, and sleepless night.

Speaking to the Sports Bar from the said hotel, rock star Gallagher joked: “I’m in the same hotel. I’m going to have a quick drink here and then we’re going to find out if we can evacuate this hotel a couple of times!

“Mr Ronaldo and Gareth Bale are about to receive quite a lot of room service during the night.

“I can see Ronaldo getting an ironing board at quarter to four, and Bale might be getting a hairdryer at about five o’clock.”

When presenter Andy Goldstein remarked that it sounded like something he probably would do, the former Oasis star added: “I would, if I thought we would benefit from it, for sure!

“I might see where everyone is going for breakfast as well and see if we can’t slip them all something.”

Listen to the full interview here.

Source: talksport.com

Noel Gallagher: I'd Let David Silva Have Sex With My Wife!

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The former Oasis star and and famous Blue admits he loves David Silva that much - and also wants Bale in and Pellegrini out.

Noel Gallagher loves David Silva so much he would let him have sex with his wife!

The Oasis superstar and lifelong Blue also came up with a three-point plan to resurrect City’s title fortunes – including sacking Manuel Pellegrini and buying Gareth Bale.

Gallagher was speaking as a guest on NBC Sports’ 'Men in Blazers' show when he revealed the startling depth of his affection for City’s little Spanish wizard.

Asked to name his favourite player, Gallagher plunged straight in, naming Silva, Sergio Aguero and Yaya Toure, and then added, of Silva: “I’d let him have sex with my wife.”

One of the interviewers then remarked that Silva is one of those players who, no matter how much you hate their team, you cannot help but admire – and suggested that Gallagher might look at United ace Juan Mata in the same way.

Naughty Noel was having none of that: “No, I look at Juan Mata and think ‘F****** t***’” he replied.

He was then asked how City could be “fixed” after a trophy-less season and came up with his three-point plan.

“Number one, they need to buy four new players,” said the former Oasis star. “Number two they need to sell four old players. And number three they need to maybe look at a new manager.”

When pressed on which players and manager he wants to come in, Gallgher picked out Real Madrid star Bale and Bayern boss pep Guardiola – with Carlo Ancelotti as a possible back-up plan.

Source: www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

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